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meredithalden:

a public service announcement

What pretentious twaddle. Use what ever damned colour you like. You’re an artist!

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1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

4. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

5. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

6. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

7. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

8. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

9. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

10. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

11. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

13. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

14. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

15. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

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procrastinatingiseasy:

breadmaakesyoufat:

2spoopy4superwholock:

breadmaakesyoufat:

this one time when i was at maccas, this guy was sitting down eating pancakes and he dropped his fork, so his two or three year old son picked up the fork and whispered “get your head in the game dad” i almost convulsed.

what is maccas?

maccas.

This is definitely an Australian post

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brigriv:

I seriously thought she was gonna take him or something.

I HAVEN’T READ THE MANGO OR THE STORY I’M SORRY IF THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG. *sweat*

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isthistakenalready:

portentous-offerings:

chari-mt:

栗山千明 (Japanese Actress and model Chiaki Kuriyama)

She kinda looks like Tofubeast

s-SCREAM DIRE NO SHE’S WAY PRETTIER THEN I ACTUALLY AM AND ACTUALLY A MODEL INSTEAD OF A HOT MESS ON THE INTERNET but thank you /////// 

Well, yeah she’s got high quality cameras with professionals behind them, professional lighting team and professional make up team. But the proportions and shapes are kinda Tofu-like in my honest opinion. Could be a new career for you!

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chari-mt:

栗山千明 (Japanese Actress and model Chiaki Kuriyama)

She kinda looks like Tofubeast

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ravioli-maidchou:

strawberry-and-apple:

TITLE: Levi heichou playing with kids
Original: ARE RAY
Translated by strawberry-and-apple
Levi NO JUST NO

?!???!

I can’t stop laughing.

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pettyartist:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

randommakings:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.

“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”

Literally the GREATEST THING I have ever seen! Oh my God, the fact that they stayed in character and kept puppeteering the whole time. I’M CRYING!

The fact that this video now has 8,000+ notes makes me so damn happy.

Praise jesus someone posted this— they’re literally the best.  It’s even funnier when you know what Ma’s voice ACTUALLY sounds like in the movie and then you hear Frank Oz doing essentially a scratchtape version of it for the actual filming.  

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vegetablelesagne:

An actual Australian news show.

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9 Simple Lessons I Learned From The Martial Arts

1thebestfighter:

Martial Arts Lessons Martial Arts Lessons By


Having grown up in the Martial Arts since I was knee high to a grasshopper, I have learned amazing lessons that can be applied to multiple facets of life. I would like to share some of those with you.
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afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

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andmaybeasoda:

electronicpencil:

piefacedfeminist:

4-girls-only:

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DAAAAMN I GOTTTA TRY THIS SOMETIME

you know me too well

I nEED TO DO THIS

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mingsonjia:

 伍启中 水墨山水人物

Shuimo Painting by Wu qizhong

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